Fascinating Trivia Questions for Kids and Adults
Kids love to ask questions, but they’re favorite question is “why.” But what kids love even more than asking is becoming the know-it-alls with the answer. When you’re hosting game night or simply hanging out with family, it’s normal to throw in a few jokes and games here and there to lighten up the mood. Trivia questions for kids are a guaranteed hit — kids love to tell you all the random nonsense they know. So, if you want to go toe-to-toe with your kids, you need random facts.
Trivia questions for kids are an easy way to test their knowledge and teach them new things. And by engaging in this activity, they ultimately develop practical skills like quick thinking and the ability to provide timely responses.
We’ve curated unique trivia questions that span different genres. Though some will crack you up, the rest will fill you with awe. From animals to space, to movies, then American history, here are trivia questions for kids — and adults who want to learn a thing or two.
Animal Trivia Questions
What is the fastest land animal?
Answer: The cheetah.
What do you call a baby goat?
Answer: A kid.
Name a mammal that can’t jump.
Answer: Elephant, sloth, hippo, or rhino.
What is a group of crows called?
Answer: A murder.
What is a group of lions called?
Answer: A pride.
What bird lives in Antarctica and cannot fly?
Answer: Penguin.
How many arms does an octopus have?
Answer: Eight.
How many arms does a starfish have?
Answer: Five.
Which bird can learn to mimic human speech?
Answer: Parrots.
How many edges does a cube have?
Answer: 12.
What is a female elephant called?
Answer: A cow.
What is the largest bird in the world?
Answer: The ostrich.
What is the most common species of bird found in the world?
Answer: Chicken.
Hummingbirds can fly backward. True or False?
Answer: True.
What is the most common training command taught to dogs?
Answer: “Sit”
True or false, dalmatians are born with spots?
Answer: False, dalmatian puppies are born white, and their spots come later in life.
What do snakes smell with?
Answer: Their tongue.
Where do polar bears live?
Answer: Arctic.
What is the only mammal that lays eggs?
Answer: The duck-billed platypus.
What is the largest animal in the world?
Answer: The blue whale.
In the U.S., do people have more cats or dogs?
Answer: The majority of pet-owning homes have dogs, but there are nearly twice as many cats kept as pets.
What is the largest zoo in the U.S.?
Answer: Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Washington, D.C.
Science Trivia Questions
What is the largest planet in the solar system?
Answer: Jupiter.
What is the largest organ on the human body?
Answer: The skin.
What natural phenomenon usually comes after a rainstorm?
Answer: A rainbow!
What is the nearest planet to the Sun?
Answer: Mercury.
What is the longest bone in the human body?
Answer: Femur.
True or false, there is gravity on the Moon?
Answer: False.
What is the name for the holes on the Moon’s surface?
Answer: Craters.
A lunar eclipse occurs when the Earth is between the moon and what else?
Answer: The sun.
Which body parts continue to grow throughout your entire life?
Answer: Your ears and nose.
What kind of trees have cones?
Answer: Conifers.
What is the largest living organism in the world?
Answer: Honey mushroom in Oregon.
How many seasons are there in a year?
Answer: Four (bonus points for naming them!).
What do biologists study?
Answer: Life.
History Trivia Questions
Who was the first president of the United States?
Answer: George Washington.
Where is the White House located?
Answer: Washington, D.C.
Where is the Eiffel Tower located?
Answer: Paris, France.
Who was the first African American president of the United States?
Answer: Barack Obama.
What country invented the ice cream sundae?
Answer: The United States.
What is another name for the 4th of July holiday?
Answer: Independence Day.
Who painted The Mona Lisa?
Answer: Leonardo da Vinci.
What country gifted the United States the Statue of Liberty?
Answer: France. The statue was handed over back in 1885.
How many states did the U.S. start with?
Answer: 13.
When was the U.S. established?
Answer: 1776.
What is the smallest country in the world?
Answer: Vatican City.
Where does K-Pop come from?
Answer: South Korea.
Who is the current U.S. president?
Answer: Joe Biden.
What is the only U.S. state that’s an island?
Answer: Hawaii.
What was the name of John F. Kennedy’s wife?
Answer: Jacqueline Kennedy.
Before the laws were changed in 2000, how long was a French president’s term?
Answer: Seven years.
How many stars are there on the American flag?
Answer: 50.
How many stripes are there on the American flag?
Answer: 13.
How many states are there in the U.S.?
Answer: 50.
What are preserved bones of extinct animals called?
Answer: Fossils.
Geography Trivia
What is the largest state in the U.S.?
Answer: Alaska.
What is the smallest state in the U.S.?
Answer: Rhode Island.
What is the largest city in the U.S. by population?
Answer: New York City.
What is the largest city in Europe by population?
Answer: Istanbul, Turkey.
What is the largest city in the world by population?
Answer: Tokyo, Japan.
How many continents are there?
Answer: Seven (bonus points for naming them!)
How many oceans are there?
Answer: Four (bonus points for naming them!)
How many Great Lakes are there?
Answer: Five (bonus points for naming them!)
Where can you find the Petronas Towers?
Answer: Kuala Lumpur.
What do you call an area that receives 10 inches or less of rainfall each year?
Answer: A desert.
Cartoon And Comic Book Trivia Questions
What is the name of the first song heard in The Lion King?
Answer: “The Circle of Life.”
Which dwarf from Snow White mixes up his words?
Answer: Doc.
What is the name of the pet dinosaur on The Flintstones?
Answer: Dino.
What color is the fish from The Cat in the Hat?
Answer: Pink!
What is Shrek’s wife’s name?
Answer: Fiona.
What was the baby lion’s name in The Lion King?
Answer: Simba.
What does Mario jump on after completing a level?
Answer: A flagpole.
What weakens Superman?
Answer: Kryptonite.
What is Batman’s real name?
Answer: Bruce Wayne.
Who is Spider-Man’s crush?
Answer: Mary Jane Watson.
Who is Mickey Mouse’s girlfriend?
Answer: Minnie Mouse.
Which fruit does SpongeBob live in?
Answer: Pineapple.
Which princess lived with seven dwarfs?
Answer: Snow White.
What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite treat?
Answer: Honey.
Who is the villain in The Little Mermaid?
Answer: Ursula.
What television series cartoon dog says, “Ruh Roh!”?
Answer: Scooby-Doo.
Who was the first Disney Princess?
Answer: Snow White.
What animal was Walt Disney’s first cartoon?
Answer: A rabbit.
What was Pixar’s first movie?
Answer: Toy Story.
What year was Minecraft released?
Answer: 2011.
Nursery Rhyme Trivia Questions
What were Jack and Jill going up the hill to fetch?
Answer: A pale of water.
“Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack _______.” What is the next line?
Answer: Jack jump over the candlestick.
What famous ocean liner tragically sank back in 1912?
Answer: The Titanic.
When Little Jack Horner sat in the corner, what was he eating?
Answer: Christmas pie.
Little Miss Muffett still sat on her tuffet. But, on Opposite Day, what would the spider do while she ate her curds and whey?
Answer: Stand up, across the room from her.
Who went to the pantry to get her favorite pet a treat, only to find the shelves empty?
Answer: Old Mother Hubbard.
The popular nursery rhyme “Jack and Jill” is said to be about whom?
Answer: King Louis XVI of France and Marie Antoinette.
Why did Old Mother Hubbard go to the cupboard?
Answer: To get a bone.
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, what did she swallow next to catch the fly?
Answer: A spider.
Mary Mary was quite contrary. What did she grow in her garden?
Answer: Silver bells and cockleshells and pretty maids all in a row.
Math Trivia Questions
How many inches are in a foot?
Answer: 12.
How many feet are in a yard?
Answer: Three.
How many sides does a pentagon have?
Answer: Five.
How many zeros are in a million?
Answer: Six.
What degree is a right angle?
Answer: 90 degrees.
What is the top number of a fraction called?
Answer: A numerator.
What is the bottom number of a fraction called?
Answer: A denominator.
If a car is traveling at 65 mph, how many miles would it travel in six hours?
Answer: 390.
What does a barometer measure?
Answer: Pressure.
What does a thermometer measure?
Answer: Temperature.
Holiday Trivia Questions:
Where does Santa Claus live?
Answer: The North Pole.
What’s a lucky object that you can find in the grass?
Answer: A four-leaf clover.
What is the most popular holiday in the U.S.?
Answer: Christmas.
What country first used tinsel as a holiday tree decoration?
Answer: Germany.
The world-record largest chocolate Easter egg was made in what city?
Answer: Tosca, Italy.
Each year in Chicago since 1962, the Plumber Union dyes what Kelly green?
Answer: The river.
What mythological being is a part of St. Patrick’s Day lore and Irish culture?
Answer: Leprechauns.
How large is the Times Square New Year’s Eve Ball in diameter?
Answer: 12 feet.
The Dutch believe eating what on New Year’s Day will bring good luck?
Answer: Donuts.
Besides Valentine’s Day, for which holiday are the most flowers sent?
Answer: Mother’s Day
Vehicle and Travel Trivia Questions
Which color means “GO” on a stoplight?
Answer: Green.
Give a name for a two-wheeled vehicle with no motor.
Answer: Bicycle.
Why kind of water vehicles dive underwater?
Answer: Submarines.
How many wheels does a semi-truck have?
Answer: 18.
What is the longest road in the United States?
Answer: U.S. Route 20, which runs 3,365 miles from Newport, Oregon, to Boston, Massachusetts.
What is the world’s longest road?
Answer: The Pan-American Highway is the answer. This 19,000-mile road connects Prudhoe Bay, Alaska, and Ushuaia, Argentina’s Tierra del Fuego Province.
Which country has the most sparse road network?
Answer: Tuvalu, with only 5 kilometers of road on this small South Pacific island.
Which historic American highway was featured in the Disney film Cars?
Answer: Route 66, of course!
What was the very first mass-produced automobile?
Answer: The Model T.
Which German road is one of the few places on the planet without a speed limit?
Answer: The Autobahn.
Music Trivia Questions
How many members of the Beatles were there?
Answer: Four.
What was Freddie Mercury’s real name?
Answer: Farrokh Bulsara.
Who was the very first American Idol winner?
Answer: Kelly Clarkson.
Before Miley Cyrus recorded “Wrecking Ball,” it was offered to which singer?
Answer: Beyoncé.
Which classical composer was deaf?
Answer: Ludwig van Beethoven.
Which percussion instrument is named after its shape?
Answer: Triangle.
A violin usually has these many strings.
Answer: Four.
The bow of this instrument is the longest bow in an orchestra.
Answer: Viola.
It is the largest and lowest-pitched of brass instruments.
Answer: Tuba.
A piano has these many keys.
Answer: 88.
Fashion Trivia
The American designer born in 1939 as Ralph Lifshitz is better known as what?
Answer: Ralph Lauren.
Who invented the bidet?
Answer: Christophe Des Rosiers.
Who invented the LBD (little black dress)?
Answer: Coco Chanel.
Stripes, chevron, floral, and plaid are examples of what?
Answer: Patterns.
According to the commercial, “What is the fabric of our lives”?
Answer: Cotton.
Which city is called the Fashion Capital of the World?
Answer: Milan.
Corduroy literally translated means what?
Answer: Cloth of the King.
What are the decorative snap-on charms that fit in the holes of “Crocs”?
Answer: Jibbitz.
Lederhosen would be seen on legs in which country?
Answer: Germany.
Before Victoria Beckham became a fashion designer, she was a member of an all-female pop group. What was the group’s name?
Answer: The Spice Girls.
Sports Trivia
What’s the diameter of a basketball hoop in inches?
Answer: 18 inches.
The Olympics are held every how many years?
Answer: Four years.
What do you call it when a bowler makes three strikes in a row?
Answer: Turkey.
What does NBA stand for?
Answer: National Basketball Association.
In what game is “love” a score?
Answer: Tennis.
In football, how many points does a touchdown hold?
Answer: Six points.
How many players are on a basketball team?
Answer: Nine players.
Which sport uses a net, a racket, and a shuttlecock?
Answer: Badminton.
What type of race is the Tour de France?
Answer: Bicycle race.
A sporting event is held every year on Memorial Day. What is it?
Answer: Indianapolis 500.
In what year were women allowed to compete in the modern Olympic games and in what sport?
Answer: 1900, tennis.
What is the only sport to be played on the moon?
Answer: A round of golf.
How old was Tiger Woods when he won the Masters?
Answer: 21.
What NFL team was originally called the New York Titans?
Answer: New York Jets.
This player was the first-ever openly gay person to be drafted by an NFL team. What was his name?
Answer: Michael Sam.
What NFL team lost the first Super Bowl in 1970?
Answer: Minnesota Vikings.
What team is considered the oldest in the NFL?
Answer: Green Bay Packers.
Which basketball player was Michael Jordan nicknamed after when he was in high school?
Answer: Magic Johnson.
What team won the very first NBA game in 1946?
Answer: New York Knicks.
What team owns the longest winning streak in NBA history?
Answer: Los Angeles Lakers.
What’s the diameter of a basketball hoop in inches?
Answer: 18 inches.
What’s the national sport of Canada?
Answer: Lacrosse.
Who has won more tennis grand slam titles, Venus Williams or Serena Williams?
Answer: Serena Williams.
Which boxer fought against Muhammad Ali and won?
Answer: Joe Frazier.
How many medals did China win at the Beijing Olympics?
Answer: 100.
How long is a marathon?
Answer: 26.2 miles.
How many sports were included in the 2008 Summer Olympics?
Answer: 28.
How many minutes was the longest recorded point in the history of tennis?
Answer: 29 minutes.
How much does an NFL football weigh?
Answer: One pound.
Which NFL team has their logo on only one side of their helmets?
Answer: Pittsburgh Steelers.
This article was originally published on Feb. 27, 2021
Nothing lightens the mood like the ridiculousness of a funny joke or riddling off a reserve of cheesy quips. For kids, it can definitely be a reprieve from long days cooped up at home, frustrating school days, or conflict between siblings. With older kids, it’s always a toss-up whether corny jokes will elicit a laugh or an eye-roll, and what works one day might be deemed uncool the next. But honestly, an eye-roll from a teenager is a victory in and of itself. This list of funny dad jokes has something for everyone, from animal jokes to food jokes, math jokes, and Star Wars jokes. (Everyone who likes funny jokes, that is.) And although these funnies might annoy your spouse (and any other adults nearby), they’ll make any kid laugh. So, whatever works, right?
Corny Dad Jokes About Animals
1. Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?
It was craving a well-balanced meal.
2. What is a knight’s favorite fish?
Swordfish.
3. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
4. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
5. Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
He’s a little shellfish.
6. What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
7. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
8. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator.
9. What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
A sour puss.
10. What did the snail say when it was riding on the turtle’s back?
“Wheeee!”
11. Why don’t big cats play poker in the safari?
Too many cheetahs.
12. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
13. Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?
He was a little hoarse.
14. What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
A wise quacker.
15. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
With bookworms.
16. What did the horse say after it tripped?
“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
17. How do you keep a bull from charging?
Take away its credit card.
18. What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
19. How did the black cats end their fight?
They hissed and made up.
20. Why can’t you play hockey with pigs?
They always hog the puck.
21. What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?
A boa constructor.
22. What did one horse say to the other at the dance?
“You mustang-o with me.”
23. What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
“Bison.”
24. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
25. Why are frogs happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
26. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie talkie.
27. What kind of footwear do frogs prefer?
Open-toed.
28. What chain can you eat?
A food chain.
Corny Dad Jokes About Food
1. What do you call a shoe made of banana peels?
Slippers.
2. Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
3. Why did the baby strawberry cry?
His parents were in a jam.
4. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
“Because she was stuffed.”
5. Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
6. After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
I needed a running start, but I made it!
7. I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!
8. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.
9. Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.
10. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
11. How many apples grow on trees?
All of them!
12. Why did the cookie cry?
Because his father was a wafer so long!
13. Cashier: “Would you like the milk in a bag, sir? / Shopper: “No, just leave it in the carton!”
14. What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
15. A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
16. What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeno business.
17. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel!
18. What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he was having trouble using chopsticks?
“Use the fork, Luke.”
19. When should you go at red and stop at green?
When eating a watermelon.
20. How do you make an egg laugh?
Crack it up.
21. What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
22. What do you call counterfeit spaghetti?
Impasta.
23. How do you turn soup into jewelry?
Add 24 carrots.
Corny Dad Jokes About Sports
1. What do skateboards and magicians have in common?
They both do tricks.
2. Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
He was stuck in a vicious cycle.
3. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Mistletoes.
4. Why did the bike fall over?
It was two tired.
5. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
6. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball!
7. What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match!
8. What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
9. How do cyclists train for their sport?
Recycling.
Corny Dad Jokes About Locations
1. What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing it just waved.
2. Why are there gates surrounding cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
3. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine now, she woke up.
4. What has ears but can’t hear?
A cornfield!
5. Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
6. Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin?
It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
7. What does a house put on to work?
A dress.
8. What did the ocean say when it was asked on a date?
“Shore.”
9. How do you pass a message to a fish?
Drop it a line.
10. Where does an ocean not have water?
A map.
11. How do you organize a party on Mars?
Planet.
12. What building has the most stories?
A library.
13. Why don’t trees take the bus?
They can never decide on a root.
14. What did Tennessee?
What Arkansas.
15. Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
16. How do billboards communicate?
Sign language.
The Corniest Potty Humor Dad Jokes
1. What did one toilet say to another?
“You look flushed.”
2. Spring is here!
I got so excited I wet my plants!
3. If you’re American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein’.
4. Do you want to hear a poop joke?
Nevermind. It’s too corny.
5. What did you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?
A religious movement.
6. Today I learned that diarrhea is hereditary.
It runs in your jeans.
7. What’s the definition of surprise?
A fart with a lump in it.
8. When is the best time to go to the restroom?
Poo-thirty.
Corny Dad Jokes About Work and The Office
1. What do you call a singing laptop?
A dell.
2. What did the policeman say to the belly button?
“You’re under a-vest.”
3. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless.
4. What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
5. How do vampires start letters?
Tomb it may concern…
6. What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?
“Keep your shirt on!”
7. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
8. Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
9. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
10. What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
11. If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you…
An iWitness?
12. What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
13. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
14. What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
15. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.
16. Why was the broom late for work?
It over-swept.
17. How do you define a farmer?
Someone who is good in their field.
18. Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They all have good soles.
19. How do astronauts get their children to sleep?
Rocket.
20. What do you call music for chiropractors?
Hip-hop.
Spooky Dad Jokes
1. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody Knows.
2. Which school subject was the witch’s favorite?
Spelling!
3. What do you call a boring dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
4. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
Chocolate chip wookiee.
5. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
6. Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift?
She had bad blood.
7. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
8. Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck!
9. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
10. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t show up?
“Someday my prints will come!”
11. What did one snowman say to the other?
“Can you smell carrots?”
12. How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
13. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
14. What does Kermit the Frog and Attila the Hun have in common?
They both have the same middle name.
15. Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
He wanted to find Pluto!
16. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
Top-Tier Corny Dad Jokes
1. I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.
2. What did the hat say to the scarf?
“You hang around, and I’ll go ahead.”
3. What did the right eye say to the left eye?
“Between you and me, something smells.”
4. How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
Poke her face.
5. Did you hear I’m reading a book about anti-gravity?
It’s impossible to put down.
6. What does a spy do when he gets cold?
He goes undercover.
7. Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
8. Why did Mozart sell his chickens?
Because they kept saying “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
9. What’s Forrest Gump’s password? / 1forrest1.
10. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot.
11. Why is the grass so dangerous?
It’s full of blades.
12. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
13. It’s not appropriate to make a dad joke if you’re not a dad.
It’s a faux pa.
14. I like telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs!
15. What do you call a man named David without an ID?
Dave.
16. Can February march?
No, but April may.
17. What kind of bow is never crossed?
A rainbow.
18. What beans never grow?
Jelly beans.
Corny Birthday Jokes
1. How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
They relish the moment.
2. What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover?
Choco-latte.
3. How do you wish a tree a happy birthday?
Sappy birthday!
4. What did the elephant want for its birthday?
A trunk full of gifts.
5. Why did the muffin go to the doctor’s office?
It was feeling crumby.
6. Why did the child hit their birthday cake with a hammer?
It was a pound cake.
7. What birthday cake do ghosts like?
I Scream Cake.
8. What do clams like to do on their birthday?
Shell-ebrate.
9. What type of music is scary for birthday balloons?
Pop music.
10. From where should you get a birthday present for your cat?
A catalog.
11. Why did the child get soap as a birthday present?
Because it was a soap-prise party!
12. Which year did I celebrate my birthday for only 30 seconds?
My 32nd birthday.
13. Why did the astronaut leave the party early?
She needed a little more space.
14. What kind of cake should you eat if you’re sick on your birthday?
Coffee (cough-e) cake.
15. What kind of candle burns longer than others?
None, silly — they all burn shorter.
16. What kind of birthday cake is hard as a rock?
Marble cake.
17. How do you know if a birthday cake is sad?
Look for the tiers.
18. What will you do if no one comes to your birthday party?
You’ll have your cake and eat it, too.
19. Why do candles love birthdays?
They like to get lit.
20. What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y.
21. Why did the bakery get robbed?
Robbers heard the cakes were rich.
22. Why were there balloons in the bathroom?
For the birthday potty.
23. What did the cake say to the ice cream?
“I think you’re cool.”
24. What do they call you when you attend a ghost birthday?
The life of the party.
Cringey Dad Jokes
1. Why did the eggs all break?
Because they cracked each other up.
2. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
3. What did the sink say to the toilet?
“You look flushed.”
4. Which building has the most stories?
A library.
5. Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was piece of cake.
6. What song do you sing a snowman on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
7. What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can’t tuna fish.
8. Why did the koala get the job?
He was koalafied.
9. Why did you get fired from the calendar factory?
I took too many days off.
10. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.